Porn is love you can see.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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