then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Well I just put wine in my tea
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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