I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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