just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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