nut hugger
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
We don't watch enough power rangers
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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