It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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