Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Randomize
