but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Randomize
