Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Can I color on your dick again?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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