I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
