I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize
