im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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