Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize