just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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