so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I am naked and annoyed.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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