Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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