what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
