i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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