yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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