But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize
