Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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