The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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