member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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