one two three fourrrrnication!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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