Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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