She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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