So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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