I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize