I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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