Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(954): View more from Florida

Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?

(787): View more from Puerto Rico

No, it just says ur easy

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(716): View more from New York

Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."

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(408): View more from California

He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina

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(315): View more from New York

I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!

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(636): View more from Missouri

You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?

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