its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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