I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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