i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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