I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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