Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
