Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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