I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
someone get that fucking seahorse.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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