it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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