i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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