wat bout pragnant strippers??
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm too high and old for this...
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
please don't ironically join a cult
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