Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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