We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
How external is "for external use only"?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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