He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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