Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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