can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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