new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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