Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
