So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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