put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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