White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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