Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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