Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
