He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
it glows. i had to have it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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