she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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