She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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